Don’t Diss My Ability Rules

Objective: Gain the most points by traveling around campus

Starting Out: Every player will roll a die. The dice roll corresponds to the disability experienced by that player. Place your character token somewhere in Nicholson (blue building). The player who took ibuprofen/pain meds most recently will go first. Play will continue clockwise.

  • 1-2: ADHD
  • 3-4: Cane
  • 5-6: Wheelchair

Turn:

  1. Pull a location card
    1. This is where you are trying to go. This card will not change until you have reached your location, at which point you can collect the appropriate amount of point tokens
  2. Roll a die
    1. This is how many spaces you move. After you roll, consider your character effects, and move that number of spaces
    1. If you must roll a die for the elevator, do this when you get to the elevator/stair space

Moving:

  • You can access any floor via an elevator with the same number. No matter how many floors you go, this counts as one move
    • However, each flight of stairs counts as a separate move (ie. If you take the stairs from the 1st floor to the 4th floor, that would be 3 moves)
  • You must roll a die each time you take an elevator.
    • If you roll an even number, the elevator works, and you can take it to any floor
    • If you roll an odd number, the elevator does not work, and your turn ends there
  • ADHD
    • If you roll a six, you must go back to where you started. Your location card does not change.
    • If you land in Romo’s or the Wheatley Cafe, lose a turn
  • Cane
    • You can only take 1 flight of stairs in the whole game
      • All moves after you take a flight of stairs are cut in half (due to pain)
    • If you go to the gazebo, you are no longer in pain and can move normally again, until you take another flight of stairs
    • Every time you leave a building and walk outside, you must roll a die for weather.
      • Evens, it is sunny, you move as normal
      • Odds, it is rainy, the number of moves you can take are cut in half
        • If you are in pain from taking stairs and it is raining outside, you can only move one spot per turn until you get back inside or to the gazebo
  • Wheelchair
    • You can only take elevators to get to different floors
    • Every time you leave a building and walk outside, you must roll a die for weather.
      • Evens, it is sunny, you move as normal
      • Odds, it is rainy, the number of moves you can take are cut in half

Gaining points: Once you have reached your destination, you can collect your point tokens.

  • Within the same building: 1 point
  • AMC – gazebo: 1 point
  • Franklin/Hale (yellow) – Scaife (grey): 2 points
  • Crossing a piece of board: 1 point for each board you cross

Winning: First person to 5 points wins

Pirates vs. Gods Rules v2 (with River)

Set Up

Shuffle each deck separately. Each player will choose either the pirate deck or the god deck.

Card Anatomy

card values 1-6

Play

Each player will reveal the first card on top of their deck. Winner is determined by element.

  • A fire (red flame) card will beat an earth (green diamond) card.
  • An earth (green diamond) card will beat an air (white swirls) card.
  • An air (white swirls) card will beat a water (blue droplet) card.
  • A water (blue droplet) card will be a fire (red flame) card.

If two elements are pulled that are not listed above (fire vs. air, water vs. earth), the winner of the round is determined by the higher point value.

If element and point value are the same, draw and reveal a second card.

If you win the round, your card is shuffled back into your deck. If you lose the round, your card is set to the side and removed from play.

If you had to draw a second card and you win based on that second card, you get to shuffle both back into your deck. If you lose based on the second card, both of your cards are removed from play.

Winning the Game

You win when you have exhausted your opponent’s deck.

Pirates vs. Gods Rules (with Aaron)

Set Up

Shuffle each deck separately. Each player will choose either the pirate deck or the god deck.

Card Anatomy

Play

Each player will reveal the first card on top of their deck. Winner is determined by element.

  • A fire (red flame) card will beat an earth (green diamond) card.
  • An earth (green diamond) card will beat an air (white swirls) card.
  • An air (white swirls) card will beat a water (blue droplet) card.
  • A water (blue droplet) card will be a fire (red flame) card.

If two elements are pulled that are not listed above (fire vs. air, water vs. earth), the winner of the round is determined by the higher point value.

If element and point value are the same, draw and reveal a second card.

If you win the round, your card is shuffled back into your deck. If you lose the round, your card is set to the side and removed from play.

If you had to draw a second card and you win based on that second card, you get to shuffle both back into your deck. If you lose based on the second card, both of your cards are removed from play.

Winning the Game

You win when you have exhausted your opponent’s deck.

Granny Squares Rules

Setup

Take out the game board and place it on the table. Shuffle the CHANCE cards and place in the middle of the board. Players choose a grandmother character card, and place the corresponding piece on the start square. Each grandmother has an effect listed on her card. Marsha’s effect happens at the beginning of the game. Everyone else’s effects will happen as they become relevant (the specific card is drawn). The oldest player goes first.

Objective

The goal of this game is to beat the other grandmothers and collect the most yarn before the sale at the craft store closes.

Actions Players Take

At the start of their turn, the player will roll a die and move that number of spaces. Spaces include yarn, chance, and blank spaces. If players land on a yarn space, they get a skein of yarn. If players land on a chance space, they pick up a chance card and do what it says. If the player lands on a blank space, they do nothing.

Chance Cards

+/- yarn cards: the yarn comes from and goes back to the craft store, unless otherwise noted

Grandkids: each grandmother has one visit from their grandkids. Whoever’s grandkids are visiting, they get +1 yarn. If you pull a grandkids card that does not have your grandmother name on it, you must give one yarn from your stash to that grandmother. If no one is playing that grandmother, you do not have to do anything.

Neighborhood Swap: you get a lovely pot roast (this does not affect the game, but it’s tasty) and you choose one of the other grandmothers to get 1 yarn

Canasta/Bingo: The grandmothers listed on that card receive 1 yarn. If you are not a grandmother listed on that card, you do not get any yarn

Estate Sale: Give 1 yarn to every other player from your own stash. If you do not have enough yarn for the amount of people playing, give 1 yarn to each person starting on your left and going clockwise until you run out of yarn.

Retirement: Receive 1 yarn from every other player. If a player does not have any yarn, then you do not get yarn from them (pretty simple)

Ending the Game

The craft store will kick you out when you have gone around the board 3 times. When you have gone around 3 times, you are done and must remove your piece from the board. Once you are off the board, your stash of yarn remains constant, and is not affected by any of the chance cards.

The grandmother with the most yarn in her stash wins.

Granny Squares Rules v.2

Setup

Take out the game board and place it on the table. Shuffle the CHANCE cards and place in the middle of the board. Players choose a grandmother character card and place the corresponding piece on the start square. Everyone starts with 3 yarn.

Each grandmother has an effect listed on her card. Marsha’s effect happens at the beginning of the game. Everyone else’s effects will happen as they become relevant (the specific card is drawn). Each time you go around the board, you will get one round token. The oldest player goes first.

Objective

The goal of this game is to beat the other grandmothers and collect the most yarn before the sale at the craft store closes.

Actions Players Take

At the start of their turn, the player will roll a die and move that number of spaces.

Spaces

Start: Where players start. Collect 1 yarn each time you go around the board and pass or land on this space. Do not collect yarn at the start of the game.

Chance: pull a chance card

+ Yarn: If you land on a colored yarn space that matches your grandmother color, you get +2 yarn. Otherwise, you get +1 yarn.

– Yarn: Lose 1 yarn. It goes back to the craft store.

Mobility Aids: Advance forward 2 spaces to Chance and pull a chance card.

Advance to Start: Move your character piece to the start space. Collect 1 yarn and 1 round token.

Blank: nothing happens on these spaces.

Chance Cards

+/- Yarn: the yarn comes from and goes back to the craft store, unless otherwise noted

Grandkids: each grandmother has one visit from their grandkids. Whoever’s grandkids are visiting, they get +1 yarn. If you pull a grandkids card that does not have your grandmother name on it, you must give one yarn from your stash to that grandmother. If no one is playing that grandmother, you do not have to do anything.

Neighborhood Swap: you get a lovely pot roast (this does not affect the game, but it’s tasty) and you give 1 yarn to the first member of the opposite granny gang sitting to your left. Dawn does not lose any yarn, but she can still gain yarn.

Canasta/Bingo: The grandmothers listed on that card receive 1 yarn. If you are not a grandmother listed on that card, you do not get any yarn

Bingo Hall Brawl: Each member of the Canasta Cadre must give 1 yarn to a member of the Bingo Brigade. Carol gives to Marsha, Ethyl gives to Heidi, Rosemary gives to Dawn. If a granny is not in play, disregard this card.

Canasta Combat: Each member of the Bingo Brigade must give 1 yarn to a member of the Canasta Cadre. Marsha gives to Carol, Heidi gives to Ethyl, Dawn gives to Rosemary. If a granny is not in play, disregard this card.

Steal: Take 1 yarn from a member of the opposite granny gang

Estate Sale: Give 1 yarn to every other player from your own stash. If you do not have enough yarn for the amount of people playing, give 1 yarn to each person starting on your left and going clockwise until you run out of yarn.

Retirement: Receive 1 yarn from every other player. If a player does not have any yarn, then you do not get yarn from them (pretty simple)

Ending the Game

The craft store will kick everyone out as soon as one person has gone around the board 3 times or collected 3 round tokens. The person who does this will earn 1 yarn for each member of her granny gang.

The grandmother with the most yarn in her stash wins.

Mismatch Rules

Setup

Short Game: Pull 13 cards (one each from 2-A) from each deck and shuffle them together to make a deck of 52 cards. Set the remaining cards aside. Split the deck evenly between the players.

Long Game: Shuffle the four decks together into one large deck, then split evenly among players.

Objective

Be the last person with cards.

Actions the players take

Two players at a time flip over and reveal the top card on their deck. The highest card value wins all the cards in the round. The captured cards are set aside to be reshuffled into the deck when all current cards in the deck run out. Play will rotate one space per round. For example in a game with 3 players: the first round would be Player 1 vs. Player 2; the second round would be Player 2 vs. Player 3, the third round would be Player 3 vs Player 1, and so on.

Card value = number value + color bonus

Number value: 2=2, 3=3, 4=4, 5=5, 6=6, 7=7, 8=8, 9=9, Jack=10, Queen=11, King=12, Ace=13

Color Bonus: Red (+1) -> Blue (+1) -> Yellow (+1) -> Green (+1) -> Red

If there is a tie in card value, players will reveal two cards that are now part of the prize pot, and the final tie-breaking card. Whoever wins the tie-breaker wins all of the cards from that round.

Ending the game

If you run out of cards, you are out of the game. Only the person with cards remaining is the winner.

Examples

Round 1. Player 1 vs. Player 2. Player 1 revealed a blue 8. Player 2 revealed a red eight.
Value of player 1’s card: 8. Value of player 2’s card: 8+1 (color bonus)=9. Player 2 wins the round.
Round 2. Player 2 vs. Player 3. Player 2 revealed a blue Queen. Player 3 revealed a yellow Ace.
Value of player 2’s card: 11+1 (color bonus)=12. Value of player 3’s card: 13. Player 3 wins the round.
Round 3. Player 3 vs. Player 4. Player 3 revealed a red 4. Value: 4. Player 4 revealed a green 3. Value: 3+1 (color bonus) = 4. Tie case.
Blue 6, red Ace, red King, yellow 2 revealed as part of prize pot.
Player 3 revealed a yellow 7. Value: 7. Player 4 revealed a blue 8. Value: 8+1 (color bonus)=9
All cards from the round go to Player 4.