Author: Reeziiverse

Ottis the Cow was jah chillin in his pasture, peacefully eating dry grass and getting sleepy. But he wasn’t safe there. You see, Ottis totally forgot that he owed his space cow homies a ton of guap, and now he has to wake up and hide before they snatch him. But sadly it’s too late. The Space cows then proceed to abduct Ottis, and hold him in their time chamber which slows down time by a trillion minutes per second. There, they proceed to run tests on his skin, and snatch his body like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the body snatchers. After this is done, for what seems like only a second later, the space cows send down the invaded body back to it’s home planet of Earth, in hopes to spread more of their Alien Diseases throughout the Farmlands.